The neighbours invited pirates in to celebrate their child's birthday (never mind the kid is only one - the other kids loved it). Did I get an invite? Even though I am the foremost pirate expert in the whole street? No. I was forced to peer over the fence and listen to the screams of glee...
Monday, May 07, 2007
Those Were the Days
The neighbours invited pirates in to celebrate their child's birthday (never mind the kid is only one - the other kids loved it). Did I get an invite? Even though I am the foremost pirate expert in the whole street? No. I was forced to peer over the fence and listen to the screams of glee...
Since when have pirates waited for invitations? (Well, apart from Stede Bonnet, obviously.) You should have vaulted the fence, parrot on shoulder and cutlass between teeth ...
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