
The neighbours invited pirates in to celebrate their child's birthday (never mind the kid is only one - the other kids loved it). Did I get an invite? Even though I am the foremost pirate expert in the whole street? No. I was forced to peer over the fence and listen to the screams of glee...
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Since when have pirates waited for invitations? (Well, apart from Stede Bonnet, obviously.) You should have vaulted the fence, parrot on shoulder and cutlass between teeth ...
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